This page contains information related to the Original Story from the Original LoM Project.
After the player completed the game, the ending credits were to be shown with several comical cutscenes depicting the game as having been the filming of a movie.
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Kessa: Mazzie! Come here for a second!
Mazzeroth: {what do you want now?} <walks toward right of screen, eyes bug out>
CAM - Moves to the right. Kessa is lying on ground (N-S), with 3 young dragons running around.
Screen shakes, play sound {THUMP}. Screen scrolls quickly to the left, Mazzie on ground
unconsious…
Kessa: Mazzie?
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Dogo: <Is talking, eying tallish plant on left><Stops, turns head to look at plant, grabs
plant and starts eating it>
DIR: Yo! Dougie!
Doggo: <looks up> The name's DOGO!
DIR: Whatever… Snack time's over! Back in the rock!
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Derick: We have to fight… er… uh… Mazz-errr…zoth?
Mazzeroth: <walks in from right> You idiot! <smacks Derick across screen. Derick bounces off wall>
It's MA-ZZE-ROTH!
DERICK: OWWW!
DIR: Ok Mazz, go back off-screen. I can handle it from here. Places people!
Derick: You $@%#&* jerk $%&* bitch !@#*& %#@&* &* #$&*@ dragon! AHHHHHH! <runs to Mazz><Mazz bugs
out eyes> <Fight cloud is shown>
DIR: Ok people, break it up! Break it up!
PRODUCER: <smacks head>
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DIR: Hey Mazz! Buddy! Try to look a bit more fierce in the next scene!
Mazzeroth: What are you talking about?! That's like asking an orange to look more like an orange!
DIR: Just try, will you?
Mazzeroth: Ugh! It's im-POSSIBLE to work with you people! <storms out>
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DIR: <Talking to Anna, looking at papers>
Rekka: <Taps DIR on shoulder>
DIR: Ahhh! <turns around. Eyes bug out, papers fly around> God! How many times have I told you!
DON'T SNEAK UP ON MY LIKE THAT! {damn overgrown lizzards}
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CAMERA: <Derick falls from top of screen. Lands on knees and stands up><Shadow appears on ground under
Shadow gets larger><Derick looks up and eyes bug out><Dogo falls from top of screen and lands
on top of Derick><Dericks head pops out from under Dogo. Dogo looks down. Derick looks up. Gets
angry look on face>
DERICK: You IDIOT! Get off me!
DOGO: You're the idiot! You didn't jump out of the way!
DERICK: I'M the idiot? YOU landed on ME!
<scene fades as the two argue>
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DERICK: <walks into cave. Torch goes out>
DIR: Ugh… Rekka! We need your help over here!
REKKA: Sure thing, Mare. <breathes fire><fireball appears on screen and surrounds Derick>
DERICK: <Chared with bugged out eyes. Smoke coming off him><eyes get angry look and look bottom-right>
Light the TORCH, not me!
REKKA: Sorry! I didn't mean too!
DERICK: Whatdaya mean you "didn't mean too"? Get over here and let me breath fire on YOU and see how
YOU like it! <scene fades out>
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